feline philosphy

  • if there exists a pair of items of suitable size, shape, and weight, the cat will take one for safe-keeping, and the item shall elude retrieval by the entirety of the human race.
  • secondly, if people comment on how gorgeous your fur is, leave souvenirs of it everywhere, so people will always be reminded of how beautiful your fur really is.
  • thirdly, if a human is present, the cat will be petted.
  • fourthly, you have a lap, allow me to occupy it.

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